Healthy Habits To Follow!

I’ve learned that the only thing more embarrassing than not bringing gifts is bringing gifts. I once went to a celebration where I thought that we were supposed to bring gifts. It wasn’t a birthday or anything, but I thought that it was a gifting occasion. It turned out that I was the only one who did, and I showed up with a bag full of presents to a room full of people who weren’t expecting them. What was the gift? Well the videos of family porn strokes. I guess everyone was appreciative anyway, but it still led to an awkward scene where I pretended to be generous instead of misinformed.

It was a fake cop’s birthday party and his colleagues had not made any plans. Some of the offenders in prison for minor offenses offered to provide entertainment as their get-out-of-jail free card. They put together a nice show as if their lives depended on it. They had to sing, dance or showcase other talents in order to get out of jail. That evening was entertaining because everyone was trying their best to be free.